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Wednesday December 12

University moves to ban talking

Bisley University is in talks with their Student Union with a view to banning ‘talking’. If the talks result in an outright ban it will bring an end to future talks.

It comes after some students - who didn’t want to named - complained of over-hearing an offensive conversation while their were in a communal area.

The accused group were apparently conducting a light-hearted chit-chat about an undisclosed subject and the complaint centres around their jovial demeanour as much as the content. This offended people nearby who were conducting a serious conversation about what next they could ban and they were constant interrupted by spontaneous out-brakes of laughter and ostentatious grinning.

The students who didn’t want to be named have since come under attack from a group offended by the ‘not naming’ of people who don’t want to be named.